I'm going to write this journal entry in really bad haiku. Ready ? Okay !
Stage 1: The bleeding ear
My ear is bleeding badly
I don't know if this is normal
Hope it doesn't fall off
Stage 2: Where the hell are my scissors ?
I cannot find my scissors
I need to cut my watercolor paper
oh whatever shall I do?
Stage 3: Credit card fraud
I can't withdraw my money
So I called my debit card company
My card had been cancelled
Stage 4: Where is my dinner ?
I am pretty damn hungry
If I don't get some food soon
I'll eat my interns' brainses
Stage 5: The weird guy on the bus
Weird guy on the bus
Talks to me like, every other day
I can't understand his accent
Stage 6: Like, no more like -___-
I cannot believe that I
Said something like 'like' in a haiku
...Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuun!
Yeah, that really sums up the last few hours. It's been eventful - really eventful -_-